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The Lawnmower man

The real story of the lawnmower man:

This is the real version of that crazy sci-fi:
Read the section on the right for the real story.


This is cool
I think this pic will do nicely hung on the wall in the bathroom.
 
Here it is.

One day an old man was sitting at home watchin TV in his living room when there came a knock at his front door. The old man got up and and opened the door. There was a fat man standing there. The old man asked what he wanted and the man said he wanted to mow the lawn. The old man told him he didn't have anymoney to pay him. The fat guy smiled. He said he would do it for free. THe old man shrugged and said okay. Then he shut the door and went back to watching TV.
Then a few minutes later the old man noticed that he didn't hear a lawnmower. He got up and opened the door and what he saw made his mouth drop open.
The fat man was eating the grass in a lawnmower motion. The old man watched as the fat guy ate everything in his path, even the poor little groundhog who popped out of his hole to see what was going on. Then the fat man turned his body towards the house and never stopped even he ate the old man and the house.

Interesing story, don't you think?

This story is my retelling of of an old story by Stephen King called "The Lawnmower Man".

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